I personally LOVE McDonald's breakfast burritos. Honestly, If I'm going to McD's, 99.999% of the time its for one of these amazing things. First rule of breakfast burritos from the arches, wait at least 2 minutes for them to cool down. You know what's worse than finding a skunky nose ring in your kid's burrito? Burning the inside of your mouth into next Tuesday with some molten hot cheesy egg concoction.
Second rule about eating a McD's breakfast burrito, salsa. GOTTA get the salsa on that breakfast tube. NOT the hot salsa either, mild. Hot salsa is for psychos. If you like the hot salsa, you probably don't wait for these things to cool down either. You crazy, iron-esophagus weirdo.
NOTE - I'm too lazy to spell check ESOPHOGAUS. So there you go.
NOTE #2 - Don't hate because I have breakfast burrito swag for days.
NOTE #3 - The other 0.0001 percent of the time I go to McD's is to steal those cookies off of the cellophane wrapped baby high chairs. Do they still do that?
OH YEAH, here's the story on the mom in Georgia who found the nose ring in her 4 year old daughter's burrito.