

#1.) People with high IQs like curly fries. And also MORGAN FREEMAN'S voice.
#2.) People who are satisfied with life are more likely to like "Indiana Jones" and swimming.
#3.) People who are unhappy are more likely to like iPods. (--Maybe because it's 2013, and they're still using an iPod instead of an iPhone?)
#4.) People who are extroverted are more likely to play drinking games, like beer pong and flip cup.
#5.) Competitive people are more likely to be fans of JULIUS CAESAR, NIETZSCHE . . . and for some reason, the handicapped character TIMMY on "South Park".
#6.) Neurotic people like KURT COBAIN.
#7.) Old people LOVE DR. OZ.
#8.) People with lots of friends are more likely to shop at Dollar General and be fans of JENNIFER LOPEZ.
#9.) People without many friends are more likely to be fans of In-N-Out Burger and IRON MAIDEN.
#10.) Straight men are far more likely than gay men to get CONFUSED when they wake up from naps.
#11.) Single people are far more likely to be fans of USAIN BOLT than people in a relationship.
#12.) People whose parents are still married are more likely to be fans of GENE WILDER than people whose parents are divorced or separated.
#13.) People who use drugs LOVE MARTIN LAWRENCE in the "Big Momma" movies.
#14.) People who don't do drugs clearly have another vice . . . they're most likely to Like sour candy, milkshakes, and chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
#15.) Non-smokers prefer "Rocky" and Hondas . . . smokers like ROB ZOMBIE and wearing Under Armour.